Each week or so I will be updating a list of church signs previously only available at the Jim Falls UMC. Feel free to use them on your own church sign.
July 21, 2020: Be a good egg–stay safely in your own nest.
July 31, 2020: Be a good egg–don’t be hard boiled.
August 11, 2020: Be a good egg–keep your sunny side up.
August 26, 2020: Be a good egg–don’t be deviled.
Sept. 10, 2020: Be a good egg–let Jesus bear your yolk.
Sept. 20, 2020: Be a good egg–don’t crack under the covid pressure.
Sept. 30, 2020: Be a good egg–have faith. Be not a fried.
Note: Lest one think I’m putting all my eggs in one basket, I probably am. Having done an egg series this spring, I chose to scramble them all together in this sequence. I will be leaving this theme for a while, but feel free to poach any or all as you please.
Oct. 29, 2020: Turn evil around–Live
Nov. 19, 2020: Be safe! Keep your family together for Thanksgiving 2021.
Dec. 1, 2020: Join us in the great Advent-ure.
Dec. 10, 2020: Forget the Prevent Defense. Go with the Advent Offense.
Dec. 16, 2020: Scrooge used to weigh his change. Then he changed his ways.
Dec. 31, 2020: Covid spoiling all your fun? Vaccinate in 21.
Jan. 12, 2021: Final Score: Year-21, Covid-19. Let’s make it happen!
Jan. 19, 2021: Peace? Good will? Worth a try?
Jan. 30, 2021: Winter chills the bones. Jesus warms the heart.
Feb. 14, 2021: Jesus never told a lie, either.
Feb. 25, 2021: Preparation can’t be bought. It is Lent.
March 5, 2021: It’s not what you give up for Lent. It’s what Jesus gave up for you.
April 28, 2021: Forgive and —. What is that other word?
Okay, I’ve dropped the ball for a while. Time to resume. Since Father’s day is coming:
June 8, 2021: God is Dad.
June 25, 2021: Life eternal beats death infernal.
More dropped balls. However:
August 8, 2021: Our own pew research center meets here.
Sept. 14, 2021: God sees us pray. Satan sees us as prey.
Oct. 20, 2021: A trip here will make you not fall.
Dec. 6, 2021: Forget the prevent Defense. Go with the Advent offense.
Jan. 21, 2022: Defy the cold with a warm heart.
Feb. 8, 2022: It may be cold, but Jesus is cooler.
March 2, 2022: March loosens winter’s grip. Church loosens Satan’s.
March 24, 2022: Don’t let the devil make an April Fool of you.
May 31, 2022: God offers eternity. Can you spare one hour?
July 11, 2022: God fourgives hour miss steaks.
August 18, 2022: A carpenter is preparing a home for you.
August 25, 2022: The days of h8 are numbered.
Sept. 22, 2022: Jesus is the answer. No question.
Oct. 17, 2022: The trick is to treat others with respect.
Nov. 7, 2022: Hunting? The buck stops here each Sunday.
Dec. 12, 2022: God gave us a way in a manger.
Jan. 20, 2023: You don’t have to be pure as the driven snow to drift in here.
Jan. 31, 2023: Love! (Skip to the last line.) Need we say more?
Feb. 28, 2023: Lent–spring cleaning for the soul.
March 14, 2023: It may be Lent, but you can own it.
May 24, 2023: If it weren’t for sinners, who would sit in our pews?
July 6, 2023: If God had wanted you to go to church, he would have put one here.
October 17, 2023: Swiss Cheese may be holier than thou. We aren’t. Check us out.
Nov. 7, 2023: God’s chosen people? Humanity.
Nov. 29, 2023: It’s getting colder outside. It’s cool inside, too.
Feb. 19, 2024: Church is the cherry atop your Sunday.
March 17, 2024: Lay down palms or turn down thumbs: You decide.
April 30, 2024: Better the Golden Rule than ruled by gold.
August 14, 2024: Prayer time–Take daily. No harmful side effects.
Nov. 14, 2024: Moses bagged a commanding 10-pointer.